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Elgin Marbles

The Greek foreign minister George Pandandreou today reiterated his call for the return of the Elgin Marbles. He said 'The cad Elgin cheated. It is well documented his marbles never came anywhere near the target.' He went on to add that he was, however, grateful to Churchill for beating Stalin in the famous croquet game that determined the fate of the SE Adriatic islands.

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