A mathematical proposal
To: wildon@maths.ox.ac.uk
Subject: MATHEMATICAL PROPOSAL
Date: Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:43:03 +0100 (BST)
URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL MATHEMATICAL PROPOSAL
ATTN: Professor/Dean
FAX: 17 29 41 90
TEL: 17 29 41 900
Permit me to introduce myself. I am Dr Johnson Savimbi, Personal Assistant to Prof. Jonas Savimbi of the University of Unita in Somgola. I was sent on a mathematical conference to the Republic of South Africa to obtain results worthy of 3 (THREE) Research Papers in Peer Reviewed Journals and the results were properly written and submitted here in South Africa.
When my return from South Africa was due, I had a change of mind, and no longer wished to further the unpatriotic interests of my brother, the algebraist leader Prof. Jonas Savimbi. I am presently seeking mathematical asylum here in South Africa. Unfortunately, the immigration panel has refused my application, claiming a severe disagreement with the contents of my Lemma 1.1. The journals have now frozen my papers, pending clarification of the role played by this lemma.
I decided to contact you to stand as a foreign partner to provide a replacement for this lemma (ONE LEMMA). In return for your kind help, I will offer you second author status on all three of the papers.
There is no risk involved, as my results are certainly true, and the lemma can be proved by any method of your choice. I wish for your utmost assistance in this matter which will be of immense benefit to both of us concerned.
PLEASE YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION IS HIGHLY REQUIRED.
Best regards,
Johnson Savimbi (Dr).
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